Darling, Behave — Embroidered Apparel for Well-Behaved Women
A society for well behaved women with questionable humor.
Darling, Behave was born from the belief that a woman can be impeccably dressed and completely inappropriate at the same time. Our embroidered sweatshirts are made for the woman who sends thank-you notes and also texts her friends things that cannot be repeated in polite company. Welcome to the Society.
Our StoryThe Founding Members
Meet the DB Grannies
Every Society needs its founding members.
Margaret
The ringleader. Pearls on. Opinions louder.
Evelyn
Brings the wine. Stays for the chaos.
Dorothy
Embroidery champion. Zero filter.
Barbara
Technically retired. Fully unhinged.
The Society
Join the Society
Invitations are extended to women of impeccable taste and questionable judgment.
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